To round out the Church of Fun, I also got this 2-pack of models, including the Flockmaster and a guy I’ve dubbed the Flockminion.

The cloak on the Flockmaster is what really sold me, although I don’t like mine as much as the one at the booth. Such is life.

The Flockminion spends his day fetching coffee and amphetamines for his boss, hoping someday to get his own cool cloak.