{"id":3658,"date":"2022-11-14T07:35:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-14T15:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/?p=3658"},"modified":"2022-11-08T07:43:52","modified_gmt":"2022-11-08T15:43:52","slug":"adult-alien-exotic-dancers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/2022\/11\/14\/adult-alien-exotic-dancers\/","title":{"rendered":"Adult: Alien Exotic Dancers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em>From time to time I\u2019ll reach into the hobby vault to feature models painted before I started this blog.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I saw these at the shop, I asked my wife if she needed them. <br>She foolishly said yes, and thus a joke gift was born. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<code><div class=\"spinomatic\" spinomatic-data=\"[{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;reaper\/alienexoticdancer\/alienexoticdancer_gray_01.jpg&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Alien Exotic Dancer (gray)&quot;,&quot;isPrimary&quot;:true},{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;reaper\/alienexoticdancer\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian_01.jpg&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Alien Exotic Dancer (Illyrian)&quot;},{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;reaper\/alienexoticdancer\/alienexoticdancer_triple_01.jpg&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Alien Exotic Dancer (triple)&quot;}]\"\r\naspect=\"4x4\"\r\nprefix=\"\/\/paintedguys.com\/spinomatic\/\"\r\nv=\"4\"\r\n><\/div> <\/code>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-a0g5YhaG\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_illyrian.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not exactly sure what to do with them. I guess they could be background in some scifi skirmish game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_gray.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-a0g5YhaG\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_gray-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3661\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_gray-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_gray-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_gray-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_gray-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_gray.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>In any case, they&#8217;re a fun diversion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_triple.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-a0g5YhaG\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_triple-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_triple-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_triple-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_triple-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_triple-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancers_triple.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The set even comes with a pole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_group.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-a0g5YhaG\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"542\" src=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_group-1024x542.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3659\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_group-1024x542.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_group-300x159.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_group-768x407.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paintedguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/alienexoticdancer_group.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Alien Exotic Dancers (group)<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I\u2019ll reach into the hobby vault to feature models painted before I started this blog. 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