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To round out the Church of Fun, I also got this 2-pack of models, including the Flockmaster and a guy I’ve dubbed the Flockminion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Flockmaster<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

The cloak on the Flockmaster is what really sold me, although I don’t like mine as much as the one at the booth. Such is life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Flockminion<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

The Flockminion spends his day fetching coffee and amphetamines for his boss, hoping someday to get his own cool cloak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Church of Fun Flockmaster and Flockminion<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To round out the Church of Fun, I also got this 2-pack of models, including the Flockmaster and a guy I’ve dubbed the Flockminion. The cloak on the Flockmaster is what really sold me, although I don’t like mine as much as the one at the booth. Such is life. 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